Smiley Clown Bob, Dare Devil CBBC
You know you have arrived career wise when youíre offered the chance to become Smiley bobs, Heís a mighty big star on Dare Devil CBBC.
Which means from now on Iím a mighty big star? But I would like to be called the artist rather than you Clown. Children were a problem seeking autographs I donít do pens so I just spit on my hand and slap them on my head.
Iím having the red lips tattooed on and instead of white face paint Iím using anal bleach trick I learnt from Michael Jackson with the top of my head shaved and some red hair dye I should save a fortune on makeup.
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